CrabDiving – Mon 052818 – Trump Makes Memorial Day About Him & Senator Foam Party Is A RINO

Trump makes Memorial day about him because he is a garbage person. The EU announced they were clamping down on plastics. Foam Party Rubio tried to sound like an adult while addressing allegations the FBI spied on the Trump campaign.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052518 – Harvey Weinstein Charged & Walmart Screws Workers

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Watching Harvey Weinstein charged, the Crabs covered the whole story of the mogul turning himself in to authorities. Conservative crackpot extraordinaire Alex Jones shared insane theories about condoms, anal intercourse and the Boy Scouts. Ireland most likely voted to legalize…

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CrabDiving – Wed 052318 – NFL Owners Ban Kneeling During The Anthem & Kushner Clearance

The racist NFL owners ban kneeling during the Anthem and the Crabs report on the stupidity of the pro-football league. In news that seems insane, treasonous Jared Kushner gained security clearance. Trump praised conserva-loon Tomi Lahren after the RWNJ pundit…

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