CrabDiving – Fri 122217 – Alabama Finds No Voter Fraud & Former Prosecutors Warn Trump

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Alabama finds no voter fraud in the special election and no one is really shocked. The ignorant, elitist loons of Fox & Friends floated cutting off American foreign aid to pay for Shitler’s stupid border wall. Homophobe-owned restaurant chain Chick-fil-A…

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CrabDiving – Thu 122117 – Trump Threatens U.N. & More Confederate Memorials Go Bye Bye

The UN didn’t take kindly to Nikki Haley’s shenanigans regarding the Jerusalem vote. Shitler’s United Nations threat backfired after Canada abstained in an effort to not appear as America’s puppet. Astrologists claimed this day would the worst day of the…

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CrabDiving – Wed 122017 – GOP Increases Inequality & Crazy Right Wing Conspiracies

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As the GOP increases inequality, the oligarch donor-whores celebrate in grotesque fashion!  United Nations honcho Nikki Haley spitefully said the U.S. would be taking note of those going against Murica regarding Jerusalem. Evil Trump mouthpiece Sarah Huckabee Sanders blamed the media…

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