CrabDiving – Fri 030918 – Pharma Bro Gets Seven Years & Florida Passes Miniscule Gun Laws

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Pharma bro gets seven years and the Crabs shed no tears for the heartless turd. Governor Rick Scott signed a weak-ass, toothless gun bill in response to the massacre of kids in Parkland. Mueller heard testimony that conflicted with Erik…

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CrabDiving – Thu 030818 – Trump’s Fake Tariffs-Signing Ceremony & Ted Cruz’s Sad Jingle

Trump’s fake tariffs-signing ceremony proved typical political science fiction bull-crap from the Cheeto Administration. Shitler minion Mnuchin had to remind PEEOTUS to sign the stupid piece of meaningless paper at faux event. Our most corrupt White House bolstered efforts for…

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CrabDiving – Wed 030718 – Trump’s Stormy Weather & Sessions Declares War On Cali

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The great progressive Governor Jerry Brown gave Gollum Sessions what-for regarding immigration. Former adult actor Stormy Daniels announced she would be suing President Cheeto. Education Czar DeVos barely paid a visit to the students that survived the Parkland massacre. Speaking…

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