CrabDiving – Mon 120224 – Creepy MAGA Chode Pete Hegseth Will Fit Right Into Trump’s Cabinet of Horrors

Creepy MAGA choade Pete Hegseth will fit right into Trump’s cabinet of horrors. Poor Elmo, AKA Elon, didn’t get his big stupid pay package from Tesla. A mansion ceased to exist after an extensive turkey fryer fail. Biden pardoned Hunter…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112724 – The World Is Preparing To Retaliate Against Trump’s Planned Tariffs

Jeffrey Epstein Arrested For Sex Trafficking

The world is preparing to retaliate against Trump’s planned tariffs. Blue Origin removed video of the 100th woman in space after their site was bombarded with sexist comments. Transphobic Ohio governor Mike DeWine signed anti-trans bathroom bill. Pedo pop star…

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CrabDiving – Mon 112524 – Looks Like Trump Will Get Away With All The Crimes

Looks like Trump will get away with all the crimes. Driving a nail into the coffin of our democracy, Special Prosecutor Jack Smith gave up on justice and dismissed charges against Don-the-Con. Trumpkin Boris Epshteyn might have sought financial gain…

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CrabDiving – Fri 112224 – Unemployed Creep Matt Gaetz Is Now Selling Videos On Cameo

Unemployed creep Matt Gaetz is now selling videos on Cameo which would make the Botox a write-off? Nazis, AKA Republicans, rallied around Trump’s rapey pick for Secretary of Defense. A former leader of Germany felt sadness over Shitler’s return to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112024 – Did Don Jr. Coke It Up At Elon’s Latest SpaceX Fail?

Don Jr doing coke at SpaceX fail

Did Don Jr. coke it up at Elon’s latest SpaceX fail? Barely human and personality free GOP troll doll Speaker Johnson spitefully enacted a transphobic bathroom ban at The Capitol. Russian thugs redrew their nuclear red lines because everything is…

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