The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 062817 – UFC Fighter Craps Herself & NBA Draft Social Media Oops

The Daily Upper Decker on the CrabDiving Network announces. “We’re back, baby!” After spending the last six weeks in four different countries and Wisconsin, Tommy Gimler is back in LA and joined in studio by comics Adam Feuerberg and Brady…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062817 – 10 Commandments Monument Destroyed & Tebow Rewarded For Sucking

10 commandments monument destroyed

There was a 10 Commandments monument destroyed in Arkansas & the Crabs thoroughly reported upon the Christian butthurt-i-tude. Time Magazine requested the removal of the faux covers featuring the mug of PEEOTUS. Retiring GOP legislator Jason Chaffetz announced his whoring…

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CrabDiving – Tue 062717 – Delayed TrumpCare Vote & Trump’s Crooked Lawyer

TrumpCare Vote Delayed

We celebrate the delayed TrumpCare vote and hopefully evil turtle-face Mitch McConnell is sad and quite flaccid. Ransomware hackers got their nerd on and screwed up some crap. Former Dancing With The Stars contestant and current Trump cabinet member Rick Perry further…

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