CrabDiving – Mon 102124 – The GOP Presidential Candidate Gushed About Arnold Palmer’s Hog

The GOP presidential candidate gushed about Arnold Palmer’s hog. Trump’s lame McDonald’s photo opportunity fell flat as the orange rapey former guy doled out fries, to prescreened, fake customers. Vice President Kamala Harris raised more money than man-baby in September.…

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CrabDiving – Fri101824 – Trump Wanted To Pay Off Stormy Daniels, Again

Trump wanted pay off Stormy Daniels, again. At a rally, fascist orange rapist caterwauled that CBS’s “news license” should be canceled and then appealed to the gods for Biden to reenter the presidential race. Vice President Kamala Harris’s interview on…

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CrabDiving – Wed 101624 – Trump’s Bizarre 39-Minute Music Listening Party

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Trump’s bizarre 39-minute music listening party looked like Walking Dead the musical. Leonard Cohen and Rufus Wainwright sent a cease and desist to the Trump campaign for spinning their song “Hallelujah” during the sway-break at the end of the so-called…

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CrabDiving – Mon 101424 – Felon Trump Admits He Wants Anyone Who Criticizes Him Jailed

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Felon Trump admits he wants anyone who criticizes him jailed. Polls say Vice President Harris leads Diaper Don by a slim margin. Most economists surveyed by the Wall Street Journal said Shitler’s economic policies would trigger inflation like we’ve never…

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CrabDiving – Fri 101124 – Trump’s Bible Is Made In China For Maximum Grift Profit

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On today’s show, we discuss how Trump’s Bible is made In China for maximum grift profit. The orange felon talked about what a craphole Detroit is… during a speech in Detroit. Trump keeps doubling down on the false story that…

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