CrabDiving – Friday 102524 – Jeff Bezos Shows Us Why Billionaires Shouldn’t Own The Media

Jeff Bezos shows us why billionaires shouldn’t own the media when he killed the Washington Post’s endorsement of Kamala Harris. Former Secretary Clinton said Trump’s campaign event at Madison Square Gardens is actually a reenactment of a of 1939 Nazi…

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CrabDiving – Wed 102324 – Is Anyone Slightly Surprised Trump Is A Big Fanboy of Hitler?

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Is anyone slightly surprised Trump is a big fanboy of Hitler and Nazi generals? Shitler’s former Chief of Staff, General John Kelly finally told the country, right before the election, his former boss is a fascist. MAGAT wonder boy Elon…

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CrabDiving – Mon 102124 – The GOP Presidential Candidate Gushed About Arnold Palmer’s Hog

The GOP presidential candidate gushed about Arnold Palmer’s hog. Trump’s lame McDonald’s photo opportunity fell flat as the orange rapey former guy doled out fries, to prescreened, fake customers. Vice President Kamala Harris raised more money than man-baby in September.…

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CrabDiving – Fri101824 – Trump Wanted To Pay Off Stormy Daniels, Again

Trump wanted pay off Stormy Daniels, again. At a rally, fascist orange rapist caterwauled that CBS’s “news license” should be canceled and then appealed to the gods for Biden to reenter the presidential race. Vice President Kamala Harris’s interview on…

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CrabDiving – Wed 101624 – Trump’s Bizarre 39-Minute Music Listening Party

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Trump’s bizarre 39-minute music listening party looked like Walking Dead the musical. Leonard Cohen and Rufus Wainwright sent a cease and desist to the Trump campaign for spinning their song “Hallelujah” during the sway-break at the end of the so-called…

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