CrabDiving – Fri 112224 – Unemployed Creep Matt Gaetz Is Now Selling Videos On Cameo

Unemployed creep Matt Gaetz is now selling videos on Cameo which would make the Botox a write-off? Nazis, AKA Republicans, rallied around Trump’s rapey pick for Secretary of Defense. A former leader of Germany felt sadness over Shitler’s return to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112024 – Did Don Jr. Coke It Up At Elon’s Latest SpaceX Fail?

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Did Don Jr. coke it up at Elon’s latest SpaceX fail? Barely human and personality free GOP troll doll Speaker Johnson spitefully enacted a transphobic bathroom ban at The Capitol. Russian thugs redrew their nuclear red lines because everything is…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111824 – Mars-a-Lago Filled With Bond Villains Like Joe Scarborough

The Mars-a-Lago guest list has been consistently filled by the worst of “Bond villains, but enough about turncoat bootlicker MSNBC host Joe Scarborough. The SCOTUS did something good in Alaska. President Elect Shitler’s advisers butted Nazi-heads over cabinet appointments. President…

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CrabDiving – Fri 111524 – RFK Jr. Hopped Into Trump’s Cabinet Evil Clown Car

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RFK Jr. hopped into Trump’s cabinet evil clown car.  The Kennedy with the calcified worm is in brain, RFK Jr., was dubbed Health and Human Service Sectary by orange rapist POTUS. The ethics hearing about Matt Gaetz’s pedophilia and sex…

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CrabDiving – Wed 111324 – Trump Plots The Destruction of America With Totally Insane Cabinet Picks

MAGA Mega-Creep Matt Gaetz's Troubles Are Mounting

Trump plots the destruction of America with totally insane cabinet picks. The Representative from Florida’s First District, who surely has the most DUIs in Congress and was facing an ethics probe for child-sex-trafficking, is Shitler’s pic for AG. Weekend, second…

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