CrabDiving – Fri 101323 – Scalise’s Candidacy For Speaker of the House Lasted .18 Scaramuccis

Scalise’s candidacy for Speaker of the House lasted .18 Scaramuccis. The Repubs nominated sexual abuse facilitator Jim Jordan as their dude to rule the House. Israel intensified their attack on Gaza. In what was surely a staged moment while carrying…

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CrabDiving – Fri 100623 – Giuliani’s Tax Lien, Lindell’s Fleeing Lawyers, and Gaetz’s Viagra ‘n Red Bull Cocktails

Rudy Giuliani's Hands In His Trousers

Giuliani’s tax lien, Lindell’s fleeing lawyers, and Gaetz’s Viagra ‘n Red Bull cocktails were on the menu for Faithless Friday. Madam Secretary, AKA Hillary Clinton, said MAGATS needed to be deprogrammed from Trumpism and many baskets of Deplorables lost their…

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CrabDiving – Wed 100423 – McCarthy Deserves The Humiliation of Losing The Speaker Job

McCarthy deserves the humiliation of losing the speaker job. After sad Kevin was sacked, Trump-sucking congressperson Patrick Henry expressed his rage over McCarthy’s ousting in a gavel slam to close the historic vote that was mightier than any methhead county…

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