CrabDiving – Thu 072017 – Trump Dissed Sessions & Christian Rainbow Butthurt

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Trump dissed Sessions and surely southern racist Gollum felt pangs of butthurt. The Crabs reviewed the OJ Simpson parole hearing, as well as the Juice’s illegal self-yanking in his prison cell. Mueller ignored Shitler’s warning about expanding the Russian probe.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 071917 – Trump Threatens GOP Senators & German Choir Hell

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Trump threatens GOP Senators and the back and forth got real on this episode of CrabDiving. Dean Heller was situated in the hot-seat during that infamous strong-arm health care lunch hosted by Czar Cheeto Teats. The Crabs covered a horrendous…

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CrabDiving – Tue 071817 – Trumpcare Fails Again & McConnell Is A Dick

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Trumpcare fails again, and Shitler dumbly classified the GOP’s healthcare loss as impressive. Many governors declared themselves not down for Republican healthcare repeal. The U.S. said Iran was meeting the terms of their nuclear deal. The Crabs learned this GOP…

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CrabDiving – Mon 071717 – Trump Cult Supports Treason & R. Kelly Sex Dungeon Compounds

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The Trump cult supports treason due to the fact they’re all knuckledragging, brainless mouthbreathers, no offense. Dippin’ Dots-hating White House mouthpiece Sean Spicer puked forth some garbage regarding Trump Jr. and Russia. The Politico reporter that wrote the thing about…

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