CrabDiving – Mon 011325 – Loonies Think Space Lasers and DEI Caused The L.A. Fires

Loonies think space lasers and DEI caused the L.A. fires. A judged cleared the release of Jack Smith’s report. A RWNJ blathered non-white immigrants need to feel discomfort. The pizza-gate gunman, the shoulders on which “Q”, was shot dead by…

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CrabDiving – Fri 011025 – North Carolina Republicans Are Literally Trying To Steal An Election

North Carolina GOP circa 2025

North Carolina Republicans are literally trying to steal an election because it’s a day ending in “y.” SCOTUS will force TikTok to sell. Biden deployed the National Guard to fight wildfires. There’s a class action against PayPal’s online discount finder…

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CrabDiving – Wed 010825 – That Orange Lunatic Will Send Us To War Against NATO

The orange lunatic will send us to war against NATO. During a speech from gaudy Mara Lago where the soon to be felon-in-chief blathered he’d seize Greenland and the Panama Canal, Trump’s adobe like face seemed stroke-struck. His make-up looked…

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CrabDiving – Mon 010625 – Trump’s Win Got Certified and Giuliani Got Held In Contempt

Trump’s win got certified and Giuliani got held in contempt hopefully over Zoom. Trudeau peaced-out and a Canadian PM told Shitler to gent bent over desires to take over his country. Charlie Angus also added existing laws prevent “sexual abusers”…

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CrabDiving – Fri 010325 – Creepy Zealot Mike Johnson Barely Won The Speakership Again

Creepy zealot Mike Johnson barely won the speakership again. We learned more about the Army veteran who blew himself up in a Tesla Cyber truck at a Trump Vegas hotel. Diddler and former GOP Congressperson Matt Gaetz’s debut on OANN…

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