CrabDiving – Thu 020923 – Biden Speech Destroyed The GOP and Trump Claims He’ll Give DNA

The Biden speech destroyed the GOP and Trump claims he’ll give DNA, gross. Blotch Nazi Steve Bannon blasted Governor Sarah Huckabee for not being intellectually capable regarding her response to Biden’s State Of the Union address.  Alleged rapist and former…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020623 – Grammy Devil Costume Performance Sent Conservatives Into Fits

The Grammy devil costume performance sent conservatives into fits. Insurrectionist Ali Alexander declared blasphemy and Satan worship should be jailable offenses. Conservative wank-troll Matt Walsh blathered stupid crap about Satan and the Grammys as well. Bridge and beach closer Chris…

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CrabDiving – Thu 020223 – Shell Reaped Record Profits While Polluting The Crap Out of Nigeria

Shell reaped record profits while polluting the crap out of Nigeria. Fascist Putin has been planning a new assault on Ukraine. Representative Ilhan Omar was ousted from the Foreign Affairs Committee by the GOP out of spite and racism. Vengeful…

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CrabDiving – Wed 020123 – Lots of Whining at the Creepy and Boring GOP Day of Prayer Meeting

Lots of whining at the creepy and boring GOP Day of Prayer meeting. Biden’s beach home was searched for docs. Republican Jedi-liar George Santos stepped down from his House committees and many of the truth-bender’s political donors don’t actually exist.…

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