CrabDiving – Tue 010317 – House Ethics Oxymoron & Secretary Of Agriculture Prayed A Drought Away

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The House ethics oxymoron lunacy didn’t shock the Crabs in the least on Tuesday’s podcast. Megyn Kelly decided to leave Faux News and take her bleeding whatevers to NBC. Sales greatly increase for Hitler’s Mein Kampf. Hillary, along with Bill…

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CrabDiving – Mon 010217 – Russian Hacking & Morning Joe Hosts Trump-Suckers

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The Russian hacking attack extended to the electrical grid of Vermont. Most Americans lack confidence in PEOTUS. Shitler made a few bucks selling tickets to his New Year’s Eve party. The Trump-sucking hosts of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” went to the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 122716 – RIP Carrie Fisher & Trump Deploraball Blues

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The Crabs transmit an RIP Carrie Fisher from the soon-to-be evil empire. Lunatic broadcaster Alex Jones donned his tinfoil hat and offered up a conspiracy theory regarding the late Star Wars heroine and Hollywood writer. A GoFundMe page is launched…

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