CrabDiving – Wed 062624 – MAGA Is Bewildered By Trump Candidates’ Losses

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MAGA is bewildered by Trump candidates’ losses. We learned the crappy SCOTUS, who just voted in favor of corruption, will do the right thing for Idaho, letting emergency abortion care continue in the gem state. Scribbled in Parseltongue, Alito’s sad…

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CrabDiving – Mon 062424 – Countdown To Trump Bailing on the Debate

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Countdown to Trump’s bailing on the debate has officially started. Shitler called on President Biden to submit to a drug test the day of the debate. CNN stopped an interview with an impossible Trumpkin spokesperson just days before the presidential…

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CrabDiving – Fri 062124 – Trump’s Pocket Judge Aileen Cannon Keeps Slowing The Trial Down

Trump’s pocket judge Aileen Cannon keeps slowing the trial down. Shitler’s crappy “platform” Truth Social suffered a huge loss in the stock market. The MAGATS may have tipped their hand, as the Trump campaign accidentally leaked the purchase of a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061924 – Louisiana Fascist Republicans Will Force Christianity On All School Children

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Louisiana fascist Republicans will force Christianity on all school children. Slurring, thick-tongued Trump pretended he loved Milwaukee, even though he said otherwise, and blathered he would stay in the Brew City during the RNC. According to the co-editor-in-chief of Vanity…

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CrabDiving – Mon 061724 – Florida Ex-Cop Is A Russian Disinformation Super Spreader

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Florida ex-cop is a Russian disinformation super spreader. Spin doctors at the Pentagon ran a secret anti-vax campaign to undermine China propaganda during the pandemic. The Cannes Film Festival deserves a green splat from Rotten Tomatoes after asking Tech predator…

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