CrabDiving – Tue 082316 – Trump Slump & Todd Starnes Sentimentally Racist

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The Trump slump is in full effect and The Crabs are loving every minute of it! The sad, mucho corrupt orange a-hole face is calling for a special prosecutor to investigate the Clinton Foundation. “Immediately, immediately, immediately.” The Donald shamelessly…

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CrabDiving – Mon 082216 – Trump Morning Joe Battle & Steve King Hearts Gitmo

Trump Morning Joe

The Trump Morning Joe battle does not disappoint and the Crabs cover the complete kerfuffle. Potential FLOTUS Melania Trump is suing the Daily Mail for reporting she was a sex worker. Rudy Giuliani gets his loon card punched for health comments about…

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CrabDiving – Thu 081816 – Hillary Health Truthers & Michael Savage Racism

Hannity Trump Sucking

Thanks to Hulk Hogan’s on camera sex antics and to a horribly flawed judicial system, Gawker decides to close for good. Obama didn’t pay to have the Iranian hostages released but Trumpalos will never believe otherwise. Speaking of Trumpalos, a whole…

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