CrabDiving – Thu 060216 – Vile Stacey Dash & President Trump More Like Mob Boss

Vile Stacey Dash

The vile Stacey Dash says transgender people should use the bushes and the Crabs play soundbites! Hillary Clinton gets medieval upon Orange-Sphincter-Face, a.k.a. Trump. Walmart wants to replace the employees, of whom they don’t treat so great, with robots. Obama mocks Trump, in…

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CrabDiving – Wed 060116 – Alabama Teacher Gives Racist Test & Trump Calls Reporter a Sleaze!

Alabama teacher gives racist test

An Alabama teacher gives a racist test and it’s pretty creepy. Due to an acute case of straight, rich, Caucasian, male, white hot butt-hurt, Donald Trump is going medieval on the “sleazy” ass of the media. Bernie Sanders can’t make his…

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CrabDiving – Tue 053116 – Trump Attacks Press & Rush Limbaugh Wallows In White Butt Hurt

Trump Attacks Press

Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump attacks press members and it’s grand. Also, the orange balloon knot-face just got the endorsement of the tyrant in charge of North Korea. Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz are mos def not besties. In fact,…

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CrabDiving – Mon 053016 – Gohmert Gay Space Colonies & Congressman Goes Godly

Louie Gohmert Gay Space Colonies

On Memorial Day, the Crabs eagerly salute Gohmert gay space colonies and anticipate a Republicanish third party candidate, as coyly hinted at by long time Iraq War cheerleader and GOP-leaning ninny Bill Kristol. Former Attorney General Eric Holder says Edward…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 040816 – Azalea Banks v Palin & RIP Merle Haggard!

This hi-larious episode of The Hollywood Hick, comedian Brent Parris opines on:  Legendary Merle Haggard done went and passed away on his mothertruckin birthday, y’all. RIP Merle Haggard! Azalea Banks doles out a “sorry-not-sorry” to Sarah Palin in the midst…

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