CrabDiving – Fri 041516 – Pastor Manning Buttholes & Jill Stein Green Party Platform

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On this Faithless Friday episode of CrabDiving, Pat and Ryan discuss the evils of Hillary’s super PAC dough. John Kasich offers typical RWNJ victim-blaming advice regarding rape. Green Party candidate Jill Stein has much to offer Murica but sadly won’t…

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CrabDiving – Thu 041416 – Trump Celebrity Endorsements & Horny Governor Orders Up Helo

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The Trump celebrity endorsements are in and it’s headlined by Scott Baio, a.k.a. Chachi. The Crabs offer a preview of an upcoming Democratic debate between Hillary and Bernie. A Bernie surrogate makes a dumbass comment. Duck Dick Willie Robertson has a podcast…

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CrabDiving – Wed 041316 – Trump Tantrum & Stupid Florida Gun Nut

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Pat and Ryan sit back and enjoy the Trump tantrum regarding the rules of a “contested convention.” The Donald and Reince Priebus sword fight over the present Republican electoral system. Most large corporations don’t pay dick in federal taxes. Bernie…

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The Cannalinguists – E058 – 100 Foot Joint & Start Up Tokken Weed Banking

On this episode of The Cannalinguists on the CrabDiving Network, our weed-o-logists and Los Angeles-based comics, April O’Connor and Alex Mandelberg cover the latest and greatest in marijuana headlines, legalization news, and the latest developments in medical marijuana. Top stories…

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CrabDiving – Tue 041216 – More Religious Freedom Laws Crap & O’Reilly Out-Bigots Trump

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This Tuesday’s CrabDiving show welcomes comedian Michael James Benson (@mjbcomedy on Twitter) as guest as the guys tackle even more religious freedom laws crap from bigoted red states. Plus, Speaker Eddie Munster (Paul Ryan) doth protest the nomination too much? Mark Zuckerberg…

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