CrabDiving – Mon 121222 – Billionaire Turd Elon Musk Got Booed Bigly At A Dave Chappelle Show

Billionaire turd Elon Musk got booed bigly at a Dave Chappelle show. The tech bro load, who isn’t the richest person on the planet anymore, is also ruining Trump’s 2024 presidential chances by stealing the d-bag spotlight. Treasury Secretary Janet…

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CrabDiving – Thu 120822 – Respect For Marriage Act Heads To Biden’s Desk & Brittney Griner Comes Home

The Respect For Marriage Act heads To Biden’s desk after all the Democrats and a few Republicans voted to protect same-sex and interracial marriage from evil conservatives. WNBA star Brittney Griner was released in a prisoner swap with Russia. The…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120722 – Trump Org Was Found Guilty On All Charges and Herschel Walker Won’t Be Senator

Trump Org was found guilty on all charges and Herschel Walker won’t be Senator. Warnock bested the fake sheriff and was reelected to the Senate. Son of Herschel, Christian Walker, tossed shade at his Dad after the loss to Reverend…

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CrabDiving – Mon 120522 – Trump Wants To Terminate The Constitution After Nothingburger Twitter Files

Trump wants to terminate the Constitution after the nothingburger Twitter files. Senator Warnock leads former fake sheriff Walker in the Georgia Senatorial runoff. Meanwhile, Shitler announced a lame tele-rally for the former Georgia Bulldog who threatened his wife with a…

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