CrabDiving – Wed 030916 – Trump Roars Back & GOP Opens Starfish For Ted Cruz

Trump Presumptive Nominee

Trump roars back at all the haters, specifically those that dissed his different business ventures. The GOP establishment is beginning to open their starfish for Ted Cruz. Robot Rubio may drop out before he gets tea-bagged by Trump or Cruz…

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CrabDiving – Tue 030816 – Joe Scarborough Epiphany & Trump Peaking

Joe scarborough epiphany

Don’t look now but Donald Trump is like totally peaking in Michigan and Mississippi, grab towels! Another RWNJ creep-o endorses The Donald. There’s a Joe Scarborough epiphany as the conservaturd figures out that nothing trickles down. Check out all the…

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The CannaLinguists – E053 – Grenade Grinder & Marijuana Cures Alcoholism?

grenade shaped grinder

Blaze away and enjoy this episode of The Cannalinguists as hosts April O’Connor and Alex Mandelberg welcome comedian Frank Castillo (@frankccomedy on Twitter) into the studio for the latest headlines and stories relating to the good herb. The group discusses a TSA-confiscated…

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CrabDiving – Mon 030716 – Debate God Questions & Sith Lord Phyllis Schlafly Speaks

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Debate god questions, as irritating as they may be, are a topic of discussion on this episode of the CrabDiving podcast. Trump wants to waterboard potential terrorists, big-time! Ted Cruz warns of an imminent schlonging of Robert Rubio in Florida. Racist…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 021216 – Beyonce Nothing New Album Sucks & Ted Cruz Is A Dick

On this episode, Brent Parris opines that the Beyonce nothing new album sucks, Ted Cruz is a straight-up dick, and lots more hilarity. The Hick is finding it challenging to curb his language for all the sensitive bitch-ass-bitches and wants y’all…

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