CrabDiving – Wed 051315 – Free The Nipple, Many Republicans Are Stupid, Police Pistols In Pisser

The Crabs cover the deadly Amtrak accident in Philadelphia, along with the following RWNJ train wrecks: A drowned pastor is a victim of #faithfail.  Rick Santorum believes anti-choice jerk-offs aren’t trying hard enough.  Christo-ninnies no longer allowed to teach abstinence only cuz…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 050815 – Britney’s New Collaboration; Bollywood Has Messy Celebs, Too

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My buddy Danielle Perez killed the internet.  Bollywood has messy celebs. too.  Will Lindsay Lohan show up to community service?  Prolly not…  Giving my review of Britney’s new pop collaboration.  Andy Cohen needs attention, gets called out.  The Hick might be…

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The CannaLinguists – E022 – Puerto Rico Marijuana Executive Order, Morgan Freeman Loves Weed

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There’s a great little story about how Morgan Freeman loves weed. Also, April’s mom observes from the sidelines as April and Alex talk about the latest news in the world of marijuana. Puerto Rico Governor signs an executive order to legalize…

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CrabDiving – Tue 051215 – Racist Says Buh-Bye To Obamaville, Glenn Beck Whitesplains FLOTUS’ Racism

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On Tuesday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Senate Dems ain’t down with TPP.  A mayor is elected with the number “1” in front of his age.  RWNJs such as Glenn Beck consider free community college slavery.  Glenn Beck whitesplains the racism…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051115 – Florence Henderson Caught Crabs, Racist Principal, Boar Busts Through Ceiling

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The Crabs kick off the work week with many crazy stories. A Georgia school racist principal and her simpleton son mos def see color.  George Zimmerman luckier than Trayvon Martin. Black-face Brit drives blotto.  You got smegma on my smack.  Typhoid is bad.  A wild…

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