The Hollywood Hick – Tue 081815 – Terrence Howard Drama & Britney Areola

Terrence Howard Lucious Lyon

I’m back from camping all y’all MotherTruckers!  Terrence Howard (aka Lucious Lyon) is bringing the DRAMA!!!  Morgan Freeman’s step-granddaughter was murdered and it’s NUTS!!!  Oh hell NO… they are not letting the Blade Runner out after 10 measly ole months,…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 081115 – Kim Richards Crime Spree & More Nick Gordon Drama

Kim Richards crime spree

It’s the 75th Episode, MotherTruckers!!!  Ben Affleck done boinked the nanny… you know he did.  The Kim Richards crime spree continues.  GODAMMIT Punkin Head… why you gotta make be defend that bitch?  My new favorite “hypocrite done lost his mind” story…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 081915 – Little League World Series, Deflategate Courtroom Sketches

On this week’s Daily Upper Decker podcast, host Tommy Gimler is all alone in Williamsport, Virginia for the Little League World Series.  But don’t worry, his name is Tommy Gimler NOT Jared Fogle.  On the bill tonight: Eli Manning thinks…

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CrabDiving – Fri 082115 – Glenn Beck Crazy & New York “No’s” The Nipple

Glenn Beck autographed prints

This Faithless Friday, the Crabs marvel at some killer Glenn Beck crazy antics.  They also cover the usual headlines and stories from the right wing nutjob-isphere.  Bill de Blasio is anti #freethenipple.  A principal in Kentucky wishes his female students didn’t have those…

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CrabDiving – Thu 082015 – Deez Nuts Vs. Limberbutt, Dildo Dual & Sexual Chaos

deez nuts

On Thursday the Crabs clap their pincers around Deez Nuts and #LimberButt2016.  Subway pitchman and child molester Jared Fogle won’t be chomping on turkey subs in the big-house.  News of Caitlyn Jenner’s Malibu car accident headlines the news at the…

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