CrabDiving – Mon 030915 – Hilton Pleads Rich White Guy, Republican Traitors, Koch Sucker Wants Less Democracy

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On Monday, the Crabs cover the near non-takeover of the Alamo by the U.N. and these hot headlines: less democracy is the cry bemoaned by a university professor suckling at the Koch Bros’ teats; Google gonna figure how we can…

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The Daily Upper Decker – E017 Wed 030415 – March Madness Turds, Jihadi John Pirates Fan, MLB Preview

March Madness turds are finally coming back to earth; a coach tells a player he’ll kill him on national television; Josh Hamilton has another relapse, Tiger Woods accused of taking PEDs; the Phillies lose to a college team; Jihadi John wears a Pirates…

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CrabDiving – Fri 030615 – Chris Christie’s Financial Fellatio, White Christians Losing Numero Uno, Han Solo Crashes

This Friday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Great White, not the band, shows up on the beaches of Panama City, FL; corpulent, whale-ish, bridge-closer Chris Christie makes an appearance at an event hosted by Exxon hours after giving them a…

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