CrabDiving – Thu 040915 – South Carolina Anti-Gay Marriage Brief; Rubio Backstabbing Bush

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Once again, The Hollywood Hick himself, comedian Brent Parris, joins Pat in CrabDiving studios as Ryan travels.  These topics are touched upon: The anti-gay hate has died down on The Hollywood Hick Facebook page; Marco Rubio’s campaign will put him…

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CrabDiving – Wed 040815 – Cop Jailed for Getting Filmed; Glenn Beck’s Lumbersexual Merch

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Ryan co-hosts one final time from Alaska as his trip winds down, joining Pat to tear apart the following stories:  A video emerges changing a South Carolina narrative from “cop shoots attacker” to “cop arrested for murder“; vile Sith Lord Cheney…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 040315 – Lotta Hating Out There; Tom Hanks’ Son; Get Well, Big Ang!

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On his new Facebook page, The Hollywood Hick found out just how much some people hate the homos… and it’s a lot. Tom Hanks’ son is a rapper… and a royal asshole… good work, Tom. Couple good blind items. The Hick peruses the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 040715 – Rand Paul Officially In, War On Atheism, Snowden Statue

Snowden-Sculpture

On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan deliver the following hot headlines: Chuy Garcia battles teacher-hating Rahm Emmanuel for the mayor-ship of the Second City; because they don’t live under the fear of burning in eternal Hades, war is declared on Atheists;…

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CrabDiving – Mon 040615 – Talkeetna, Alaska; Right Wing Fast Food; Pat Robertson Says Rest, Not Soccer

Talkeetna Alaska labor dispute

CrabDiving straddles the west coast with Ryan simultaneously broadcasting from Talkeetna, Alaska, when he isn’t vomiting outside from possible dog musher-prepared hot dog poisoning. Pat talks with Ryan’s brother, Geoffrey, on life in the 49th state. Some more of today’s topics…

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