To wrap up the week, the headlines topic of hurricanes led Ryan & Pat to a lengthy Fabian retrospective and the following stories: dullard Louie Gohmert says Democrats are deploying ebola in a War on Women Nurses; Glenn Beck’s studio is…
I found a shitload of pictures of Heidi Klum’s new house in Brentwood on Lonny.com. My god is she rich. Coincidentally, I had just looked at a bunch of terrifying crap on BrainJet.com. B.J. has a photo gallery of the ugliest beings underwater. I found…
The Voice of the Crabs joins Pat and Ryan in-studio and discusses the following tales of woe: Rick Scott might not be particular about the color of his M&Ms but damn…don’t bring a personal fan onstage; Pat Robertson warns his…
On today’s show, the Crabs are joined by Los Angeles comic Brent Parris and the following stories are covered: Pastor Juan Demetrius McFarland confesses to his parishioners that he has committed many sins including giving some of them AIDS #Oopsie;…
On Tuesday, CrabNation dispenses with these headlines: it does not compute for Selena Gomez that her hot chick super powers are not working on Justin Bieber #pullout; Los Angeles and Chicago are full of rats; #nowmorethanever we need a Surgeon…