On Monday, the Crabs cover these stories: some think Ebola in Texas gives Governor Perry a shot at rebuilding his political rep while another RWNJ thinks that anyone who has been exposed or infected should be off’d #oops; the Supreme…
Photos and stories of recent Tea Party (and Tea-esque) rallies indicate that they had better start cloning themselves, because many of them will not be around much longer. I think the average age is lower at World War Two veterans’ reunions. So…
The Crabs bid adieu to the work week with these stories: George Clooney drops what was surely the GDP of a tiny republic on his ridic wedding; Huckabee yuks it up with Pat Robertson whilst dissing the sons of Ishmael;…
On Thursday, the Crabs cover the following, as they prep for a “Glenn Beck style” humbling: Africa needs to stop slicing the tip off of teenage boys; SCOTUS trivia; Bush still waiting for Obama to reach for advice #toefetish; Russia…
The Crabs honor hump day with these headlines: FCC might start handing out fines if you say “Redskins”; Faux news ninny suggests to the CDC Director that Obama could be lying; Kansas republicans are twisting up state politics; Rick Joyner…