The Hollywood Hick – Tue 012715 – Harper Valley PTA in Alabama, Miss Beverly Hills Pops

Harper Valley PTA Barbara Eden

The Hick waxes eloquent on the following: a lesbian legislator from Alabama is ready to go all Harper Valley PTA on some bitches; Taylor Swift done got hacked; Lindsay Lohan… why is she still a thing?; guess who done and went and got…

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CrabDiving – Thu 012915 – Bieber Says Sorry Stupidly, Fox “News” Fails, Huckabee Is Horrendous

Texas anti Islam protest assholes

On this episode, the Crabs are reminded that RNWJ loony Bryan Fischer believes gays started the Nazi Party. Plus we learn the following: Justin Bieber, in his stupid vocal fry, baby voice, apologizes for existing; a dead person in North Carolina will tell…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012815 – Palin Pouty, Okla-Phobians, Jeb Bush Bear Fun

Sarah Palin on Hannity mad at FOX

The Crabs cover the following shenanigans: sad Sarah Palin feels like the quasi-right-wing Fox “News” is turning her into a joke; Alex Jones foresees a Cruz-Palin ticket in 2016; a white, racist county official in Virginia refers to a journalist…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012715 – RIP Snow Penis, Duggar Dick Moves, Gohmert’s GOP Gals

cnn blizzard coverage blizzardmobile

On Tuesday, the Crabs cover the following: the giant snow penis of Texas Tech has fallen #sadface; a cop and a fireman squeeze off rounds from their stupid AK-47 and accidentally hit someone’s house but it’s cool #crimingwhilewhite; Fox “News” ain’t…

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The CannaLinguists – E011 – Sports Performance on Marijuana; Mother Fights For Medical Cannabis

The CannaLinguists marijuana podcast - CrabDiving Network

Get your 420 on as The CannaLinguists (April O’Connor & Alex Mandelberg) again welcome comedian Teddy Tutson to the cloudy studio.  They discuss sports and weed, a mother in Pittsburgh who wants to give medical cannabis to her daughter; and more…

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