CrabDiving – Fri 112814 – No Squirt Zone, Star Wars To Not Sux, Bieber Wins

On this Why’s-It-Gotta-Be-Black-Friday, Pat and Ryan give a big ole finger to all the one-percent-ers yanking at Murica’s wishbone. We also cover the following: the new Star Wars movie might not sux; Miami is ok with sexy ads as long…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 112514 – Ferguson Woes, Ariana Grande vs. Bette Midler, More Wonder Woman

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This show, The Hollywood Hick (Los Angeles comedian Brent Parris) urges sanity in the Ferguson situation. He also “breaks the <eff> up” (BTFUs) with two princesses of pop: Ariana Grande due to her Bette Midler battle; and Katy Perry for her hatred of…

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CrabDiving – Thu 112714 – Cosby Rape Timeline, Pat Robertson Wrong About Ferguson, Happy Thanksgiving!

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On Thanksgiving the Crabs give thanks to booze, family and bird and cover these stories: Billy Cosby’s timeline of terror is monstrous; Bryan Fischer ignorantly caterwauls about the murder of Michael Brown; Pat Robertson H.O.F. RWNJ explains his dullard, racist…

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Boehner Bringing Benghazi Back

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Despite the recent findings of his own party’s House “Intelligence” Committee confirming – yet again – the non-scandal-ness of the administration’s response to the Benghazi attack, our orange Speaker of the House is insisting he will be continuing the GOP snipe…

CrabDiving Wed – 112614 – Putin’s Big Tiger, Texas Can’t Be Trusted, Michael Brown Still Dead

Today the Crabs talk about murderer Darren Wilson and dissect the following stories: a butt-hurt oil company sues for what could have been; Texas is bizarre when it comes to making laws; a tiger in India is dragging people into…

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