CrabNation Wednesday brings you these stories: two Ukraine fighter planes might have been downed by Uncle Nipples; Steve Doocy doesn’t believe your life is worth saving if you don’t speak English #WWJD; Hollywood is having a crap summer at the…
On this episode, Pat and Ryan cover the following stories: Ken Ham says that alien life will mos def burn in hell #ETPhoneHome; DC court tries to gut Obamacare; a lady lets the lord pilot her automobile to the detriment…
CrabNation Monday is welcomed with these headlines: youngsters are learning from the past and opting to not get down on one knee; the plague is in Colorado, y’all #savethestoners; there’s still running water in Detroit #relax; gay marriage enters stage…
I used to have a killer rent control apartment in the very baked, slacker beach community of Venice, California. The hippy dwelling in which I occupied was shared by my best friend and this other dude that prided himself on the quality of…
CrabNation welcomes the weekend with the following insanity: County Supervisors in Shasta, California meet to officially discuss chem-trails #morons; lunatic green thumb threatens to shoot everyone on the Miami-Dade County Commission if they seize his property #GotToJail; Glenn Beck, AKA…