Tuesday’s episode of CrabNation snaps off these headlines: the Secret Service should be less welcoming to the uninvited; reality star and simpleton Jessa Duggar blames the Holocaust on evolution #Imwithstupid; Olympian Michael Phelps awarded a DUI #oopsie; Colorado Supreme Court…
Monday’s CrabNation spews the following news: the gross Benham twins compare losing their T.V. show to the suffering of ISIS victims; RWNJ Erick Erickson dubs folks that believe in evolution as “dumb” and “jealous”; White House fence jumper made it…
The Crabs welcome the weekend with these hard-hitting headlines: South Park gives the Redskins a taste of their own medicine; Values Voter Summit features a bunch of lunatic presidential hopefuls #clowncar; Derek Jeter walks off in style; perhaps the Ferguson…
I just flew to #Florida to visit my folks. While no one was reclining shirt-less during the flight, there were plenty of folks on board that were never taught to travel in such a manner that doesn’t piss me off. BTW,…
Thursday on CrabNation delivers these stories: Ebola is coming to a theater near you; Eric Holder says TTFN; Bill Simmons suspended for talking and not beating; the great Richard Schiff shares a stage with Lindsay Lohan in Mamet’s Speed The…