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Salinas, CA Police Get Scary New Armored Vehicle for Citizens’ “Protection”
The Police Department of Salinas, California recently received a big, giant gift, courtesy of the US Army, and they proudly dropped the force’s camouflage trou to let it all hang out on display for the department’s Facebook page. Does this…
Bill Burr Rant Is the Best Thing Evuh
This Bill Burr rant is the best thing evuh. It’s only a few minutes long but it’s hilarious. Click on Burr below and listen to the ginger comic struggle through a piece of horrible advertising copy for a ridiculous, very…
Megyn Kelly Bravely Defends the Whiteness of Santa
Rising star FOX “News” bot Megyn Kelly bravely stood up for the white-i-tude of Santa on her show. The “straight news” anchor aimed her declaration at the hoards of little children who obviously begged for permission from their grandparents to watch…
Worst Baby Names Of 2013 Are Very “Stripper”
The worst baby names of 2013 are of course very “stripper”. Dude – somebody out there named their future exotic dancer child “Danish”. The only reason I bring this up is because I think my human colleagues should curb their…