CrabNation Friday brings you the following stories: according to NASA, an asteroid will pass within 25,000 miles from the Earth #beerme; Damn Yankees front-man and resident lunatic Ted Nugent wants us to lock and load for an upcoming apocalypse; racist…
The Crabs salute the late, great Joan Rivers in this episode and cover the following stories: a man in black is orally interrupted and squeezes off a few rounds; BP is found grossly negligent for the spill in the Gulf…
CrabNation Wednesday brings you the following headlines: Bryan Fischer links lesbianism to obesity #Murica; Joan Rivers lives; Uncle Nipples AKA Putin is calling for a cease-fire for a war that supposedly doesn’t exist; RWNJ warns his listeners about the dangers…
On Tuesday, CrabNation thanks the Flying Spaghetti Monster that comic legend Joan Rivers is still of this Earth. We also cover these headlines: a puppy kicking CEO loses his job; the fracking industry could start to suffer due to the…
CrabNation salutes Labor and celebrates the holiday hollering about the following: Jennifer Lawrence and other celeb pics were leaked from the Nude Selfies Cloud; a conservative “think” tank is boycotting Labor Day; date-rape-drug-detecting nail polish is a thing; three Florida methheads fend off…