CrabDiving – Wed 112223 – FOX Immediately Screamed “Terrorism” Over A Fiery Car Accident

FOX News wrongly called it terrorism

FOX immediately screamed “terrorism” over a fiery car accident. An assassination attempt in the US of Sikh separatist leader Gurpatwant Singh Pannun — potentially by the Indian government — was thwarted. The disingenuous pile of rat spew known as Putin…

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CrabDiving – Mon 112023 – A Conservative Court Shanked Voting Rights & Snoop Scammed Us All

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A conservative court shanked voting rights & Snoop scammed us all. Argentina elected a lunatic “anarcho-capitalist libertarian” to lead. The Crabs reviewed the pitiful list of who’s left in the GOP presidential primary. Governor Abbot endorsed Trump while Shitler played…

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CrabDiving – Fri 111723 – Santos Used Campaign Cash For Botox and OnlyFans

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A Republican-led ethics committee found that mega-liar George Santos used campaign cash for Botox and OnlyFans subscriptions, among other things. MAGA droolers are losing their collective brain cell over the probability that President Biden will not be charged for the…

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CrabDiving – Wed 111523 – Congressional GOP Thugs Want To Throw Down

Congressional GOP thugs want to throw down but Bernie will not let them! The GOP lead House barely passed a short-term funding measure to avoid a shutdown. Blotch-Nazi Steve Bannon blathered a threat to dominionist creep Mike Johnson about working…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111323 – SCOTUS Gave Itself A Toothless “Ethics Code”

SCOTUS gave itself a toothless “ethics code.” A Hawaii luxury hotel 86’d their Trump sign finally. Don Jr. testified in the Trump Org New York fraud trial. Shitler’s old sister, who resigned her judgeship right before an investigation was launched,…

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