That was my summer job in high school. I got a gig in a live show at Six Flags Over Georgia called “The All New Kazoo Revue.” I played a costume character that functioned as a background dancer to a “theme…
Costume Characters Are Gross On The Inside
CrabNation Wed 071614 – GOP Women Outreach, KKK Delivers Candy, Bob Beckel Is a Simpleton
CrabNation busts out the following tales of #Murica on this episode: don’t look now but evil Koch tentacles are slithering into our schools; Bob Beckel, the one “lib” on Faux News, is a simpleton; the KKK tries to sweeten up…
NC Rep. Rene Ellmers Wants GOP Men-Folk To “Bring It Down” For The Gals To Understand
North Carolina representative Rene Ellmers shat forth some more of that great GOP outreach stuff on a recent panel regarding women and the Republican Party. The second-term congressperson would really appreciate it if the men-folk would change their messaging for the…
CrabNation Tue 071514 – Eric Holder Bashes Palin, NASA To Discover Little Green Men, Xenophobe AZ Sheriff
On today’s show, Pat and Ryan cover these stories: NASA will present proof of alien life in 20 years #ETPhoneHome; George Zimmerman is broke but not dead like the kid he shot to death; the Governor of Missouri isn’t going…
CrabNation Mon 071414 – Atheist Night At a Baseball Game, Cops Fired For Being Klan, Threesomes
CrabNation combats the “Mondays” with the following stories: The Church of England says women can now wear funny bishop hats #yesallwomen; a Minnesota Minor League Baseball team has an “atheist night” and #RWNJ heads explode; Homeland Security agent squeezes off…