According to an article in the always hard-hitting Style Section in Today.com, the wrong Miss Florida was crowned. You may ask yourself, “How could this injustice have happened?” You might also ponder the question, “Who gives a flying fuck?” And…
On this episode, the Crabs discuss the following stories about #murica: Ginsberg takes 35 pages to tell us we’re totally screwed; some dude in Florida is caught shoving cash in his coin slot; an idiot at the NRA “News Department”…
In an unsurprising 5-4 decision today, the theocratic-fascist majority of the Supreme Court handed a victory to right-wing ninnies Hobby Lobby, allowing the privately-held, Christian assholes who own the company to opt out of paying for insurance that covers contraceptives…
In an amazing video clip on his Instagram, Glenn Beck let out his frustrations with the GOP for abandoning the lunatics in the Tea Party. Beck relieves stress in the way they “do it out west,” and calls for his minions…
In a brave display of their profound assholery, some fine ladies of the Open Carry gun movement recently strapped on and protected the freedoms of nervous shoppers at a Target in Corpus Christi, Texas. Sensible gun legislation advocacy group Moms…