Ripped from the rages and rants of the CrabDiving Podcast, another episode of Gerbil News has been shat forth. This time our two rodent heroes discuss the plight of a Californian’s struggle against religious oppression. Click on the sexy pouch…
Karl Rove Denies Reality
The best part of the election night coverage was, for me, when the conserva-drones over at Fox “News” had to literally drag Karl Rove back into the land of real things. So that’s what a guy looks like whose organization…
Cubs Get Darwin Award And Verlander Takes Kate Upton Mound
Congrats Darwin Barney for winning a 2012 Gold Glove! Kudos to him for being the only c-hair of hope in a totally fucktastic Chicago Cubs season. I love Darwin Barney. The Gold Glove second baseman is the future of a…
Ann Coulter Retard Tweet
Perennial shit-breathing dragon Ann Coulter is in the news again, this time for tweeting that the President is a “retard”. Coincidentally, she has a new book out. Coulter got an amazing literary bitch-slap from a real Special Olympics athlete. His…
CrabDiving Fully Endorses Two Women Kissing at Anti-Gay Protest
CrabDiving usually doesn’t get too political but we feel compelled to put the full force of our media empire behind this cause. These two ladies, who claim to be straight, are quite popular on Reddit for their peaceful – and…