During a recent debate in Congress regarding cuts to food stamps programs, Republican Tennessee Congressman Stephen Fincher whipped out a Bible quote right out of Vladimir Lenin’s playbook. The lawmaker, who fraudulently calls himself a Christian, supports cuts to government aid…
Bieber Wants to Be Taken Seriously
So Bieber wants to be taken seriously? And he thinks that’s going to happen? Must be all that pot clouding his brain. At the Billboard Music Awards, Justin Bieber was soundly booed as he accepted some inexplicable, bullshitty honor called the…
CrabDiving is Aware of International Clitoris Awareness Week
According to this article the Huffington Post, May 6th through the 12th is: International Clitoris Awareness Week CrabDiving heartily endorses this celebration of all things Little Man in the Boat. Clitoraid – yes, you read that right – is a…
West Virginia State Delegate Ray Canterbury Wants School Kids to Work for Lunch
West Virginia GOP lawmaker — and Hair Club for Men “before” model — Ray Canterbury thinks those lazy schoolkids should work for their school lunches. According to the Huffington Post, Scrooge Mc-Canterbury “floated the idea during floor debate in the…
Al Qaeda Thanks The U.S. Senate for Killing Background Checks
Today 46 cowardly members of the U.S. Senate planted their mouths firmly on the tiny flaccid, white member of the NRA and prevented a vote on the amendment to expand universal background checks on gun purchases. The terrorists have won.…