Congrats Darwin Barney for winning a 2012 Gold Glove! Kudos to him for being the only c-hair of hope in a totally fucktastic Chicago Cubs season. I love Darwin Barney. The Gold Glove second baseman is the future of a…
Perennial shit-breathing dragon Ann Coulter is in the news again, this time for tweeting that the President is a “retard”. Coincidentally, she has a new book out. Coulter got an amazing literary bitch-slap from a real Special Olympics athlete. His…
CrabDiving usually doesn’t get too political but we feel compelled to put the full force of our media empire behind this cause. These two ladies, who claim to be straight, are quite popular on Reddit for their peaceful – and…
For a while Crabdiving Headquarters was in Venice, California. We look forward to making some dough soon and moving our growing media empire back to the west side. Here’s a pic I took one day while walking Kate on the…
There was a lot of scrapping during the final presidential debate, but my favorite line of the night goes to whoever wrote the President’s “horses and bayonets” line. Interesting that Mr. Romney appears to fully endorse the current administration’s foreign…