Chinese face kinis are simply terrifying. If you’ve been to the Holiday Inn at Qingdao lately, you would’ve been treated to the site of Chinese beach goers decked out in some serious gimp gear that is the latest rage for Eastern…
The pangolin is smarter than a teabagger. This angry commie pinko liberal is certain of it. Unlike the conservatard, a Pangolin, AKA the “mischievous escape artist”, can wiggle it’s scaly way out of any ball of shite in which it finds…
At what was billed as the “Million Vets March” today, angry veterans removed barricades around national DC monuments and protested the government shutdown. Completely Teflon to the fact that he caused the shutdown in the first place, Senator Ted Cruz…
The guy at the corner of the bar leaned down and appeared to be talking to the inside of his jacket. To the unknowing observer, it might look like he was some sort of undercover cop, or maybe a secret…
Usain Bolt is not faster than sh*t according to the guys at Earth Unplugged. Apparently, almost nothing on the third rock from the sun is faster than than the crap known as fungus Pilobolus AKA the “Poop Loving Fungus”. Not even…