On Tuesday, the Crabs salute the late, great Robin Williams and contend with the following lunacy from Murica; Sarah Palin comes off as incoherent and possibly drunk on her own silly channel #WTFJohnMcCain; the husband of a Democratic candidate in Connecticut is a white supremacist #eesh; Shepard Smith apologizes for calling Robin Williams a coward #screwyoushep; a 9 year old child fends off an alligator #Florida; the terrible Todd Starnes laments to putrid Pat Robertson that he’s a “Duck Dynasty guy caught in a Miley Cyrus world” #genius. Finally the Crabs would like to extend a gigantic “F-you” to the oxy gobbling walrus-like wind-bag, Rush Limbaugh for suggesting that Robin Williams killed himself because of his “leftist attitude.” #stoprush