CrabNation kicks off the week with the following: a lunatic Neo-Confederate whack job thinks President Lincoln actually enslaved us all by ending slavery #YouBigDummy; Tennessee Supreme Court Justices survive an onslaught of evil Koch dollars; deep dippy thoughts from Coach Dave Daubenmire; the Supermoon ain’t supernatural #ScienceIsYourFriend; an unarmed black person is shot to death by cops #shocker. Finally, the Voice Of CrabNation lets us know that a potato is not birth control.