CrabDiving – Wed 101123 – House GOP Selected Steve Scalise To Drive Their Clown Car

House GOP selected Steve Scalise to drive their clown car. Republican whackjob Nancy Mase played the victim by wearing a “scarlet letter.” Governor Puddin’ Fingers AkA DeSantis may bow out of the race sooner rather than later. A MAGAT pastor…

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CrabDiving – Mon 100923 – Horror In The Mideast and RFK Jr. Goes Indy

Horror in the Mideast and RFK Jr. goes indy were the main headlines on Monday’s episode the progressive podcast. The social media platform previously known as Twitter has been proliferating misinformation bigly since the outbreak of the war in the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 100623 – Giuliani’s Tax Lien, Lindell’s Fleeing Lawyers, and Gaetz’s Viagra ‘n Red Bull Cocktails

Rudy Giuliani's Hands In His Trousers

Giuliani’s tax lien, Lindell’s fleeing lawyers, and Gaetz’s Viagra ‘n Red Bull cocktails were on the menu for Faithless Friday. Madam Secretary, AKA Hillary Clinton, said MAGATS needed to be deprogrammed from Trumpism and many baskets of Deplorables lost their…

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CrabDiving – Wed 100423 – McCarthy Deserves The Humiliation of Losing The Speaker Job

McCarthy deserves the humiliation of losing the speaker job. After sad Kevin was sacked, Trump-sucking congressperson Patrick Henry expressed his rage over McCarthy’s ousting in a gavel slam to close the historic vote that was mightier than any methhead county…

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CrabDiving – Mon 100223 – Grumpy Trump Glowered Through His New York Trial

Grumpy Trump glowered through his New York trial, complaining afterward that he didn’t get a jury trial, even though his dumb lawyers never requested one. Trump’s lawyer Alina Habba delighted the gaming community by sporting a top gaming laptop in…

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