The lovely people at Duke Energy were cited for illegally dumping 61 MILLION gallons of toxic coal ash waste into NC waterway. Did you know that for the clean water-hating company, the spill was the eighth time in a month that Duke was…
A tiny band of stoner-students were busted in late February for hot boxing it in an igloo, according to a story on CNN. I guess the four students were discovered by a security guard that happened upon the ice house…
The lazy assholes that whiz in either end of the pool should burn in hell along with Fred Phelps. According to the Los Angeles Times, the fluid faux pas isn’t just rude or inconsiderate, it’s deadly! The Times is telling…
Mohammad Rashid butts a nut or 155. According to the reputable rag, “Mirror News“, it only took the martial artist one minute to head whack the walnuts and break the existing world record of 44 kernel cranium smacks in 60…
Paranoid xenophobia is not the recent invention of the Tea Party. In the late 1800s, the Irish and Chinese were the ones of which we were supposed to be terrified. Now, of course, according to screeching GOP Chicken Littles like…