Now that the current government shutdown appears to be over, Tea Party terrorist Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) seems to be quite oblivious to the damage caused by the shitstorm he basically started. It is rather pleasant, however, to see that…
Slip a carrot in that rabbit hole and call it a day! Who knew Snow White’s snatch-hatch led to an alternate, labial dimension? The magic puss portal flub has been making the rounds on Twitter, Tumblr, LinkedIn (jk) etc. It’s…
Chinese face kinis are simply terrifying. If you’ve been to the Holiday Inn at Qingdao lately, you would’ve been treated to the site of Chinese beach goers decked out in some serious gimp gear that is the latest rage for Eastern…
The pangolin is smarter than a teabagger. This angry commie pinko liberal is certain of it. Unlike the conservatard, a Pangolin, AKA the “mischievous escape artist”, can wiggle it’s scaly way out of any ball of shite in which it finds…
At what was billed as the “Million Vets March” today, angry veterans removed barricades around national DC monuments and protested the government shutdown. Completely Teflon to the fact that he caused the shutdown in the first place, Senator Ted Cruz…