The Lethal Weapon style ink etched into the waist of a light-sleeping Maine resident earns a visit from the po-po. I guess the shirt-less, pierced American History X looking dude below works nights and was awoken from a day-snooze when a tree removal crew was trimming near his house. According to U.S. News and World Report, Charles Manson junior comes out shirtless to complain about the racket and the pruners mistake his ridiculous body art for a real pistol and ring up the sheriff. To make a long story short, nobody was charged with anything and the SWAT team was sent home.
Doesn’t Homer-Hoop-Teats seem like he’s got a little of the “Dancing Outlaw” in him? You guys remember Jesco White from West Virginia? If not, here’s a clip from the “Dancing Outlaw” regarding marriage.