CrabDiving – Fri 100623 – Giuliani’s Tax Lien, Lindell’s Fleeing Lawyers, and Gaetz’s Viagra ‘n Red Bull Cocktails

Rudy Giuliani's Hands In His Trousers

Giuliani’s tax lien, Lindell’s fleeing lawyers, and Gaetz’s Viagra ‘n Red Bull cocktails were on the menu for Faithless Friday. Madam Secretary, AKA Hillary Clinton, said MAGATS needed to be deprogrammed from Trumpism and many baskets of Deplorables lost their…

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CrabDiving – Wed 100423 – McCarthy Deserves The Humiliation of Losing The Speaker Job

McCarthy deserves the humiliation of losing the speaker job. After sad Kevin was sacked, Trump-sucking congressperson Patrick Henry expressed his rage over McCarthy’s ousting in a gavel slam to close the historic vote that was mightier than any methhead county…

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CrabDiving – Mon 100223 – Grumpy Trump Glowered Through His New York Trial

Grumpy Trump glowered through his New York trial, complaining afterward that he didn’t get a jury trial, even though his dumb lawyers never requested one. Trump’s lawyer Alina Habba delighted the gaming community by sporting a top gaming laptop in…

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CrabDiving – Fri 092923 – RIP To Dianne Feinstein and Probably To McCarthy’s Speakership

RIP to Dianne Feinstein, and probably to McCarthy’s Speakership, too, as the GOP loonies hold the country hostage over the government shutdown. Governor Newsom has been pressured to quickly name a successor to Feinstein. The first guilty plea in the…

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CrabDiving – Wed 092723 – McCarthy Can’t Control His GOP Crazies Who Want To Shut The Government Down

Kevin McCarthy can’t control his GOP crazies who want to shut the government down. A New York judge ruled that Trump and his crime family lied about the value of properties in order to get better loans, putting the future…

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