CrabDiving – Fri 070723 – Tooty Rudy Giuliani May Get Disbarred

Tooty Rudy Giuliani may get disbarred. Victor Wembanyama’s security detail slapped Britney Spears’ hand away after the pop icon touched their asset. An Arkansas whack-job Republican wants to yank funding from libraries because books are scary. Jack Smith demanded answers…

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CrabDiving – Wed 070523 – Trump’s Veiled Threats Against His Prosecutor

Trump’s veiled threats against his prosecutor went out in all-caps on Truth Social, a slightly more racist Twitter. Actor and spirited podcaster Michael Rapaport offered blunt advice to Shitler about prison. The Secret Service confirmed the white powder found at…

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CrabDiving – Mon 070323 – Activists Sue To Stop College Legacy Admissions

Activists sue to stop college legacy admissions. Because of arbitrary arrests in China, the State Department warned Americans to reconsider traveling there. Macron hasn’t been able to quell violence in France over the murder of a child by a cop.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062823 – Midwest Is Choking on Canadian Fire Smoke

The Midwest is choking on Canadian fire smoke. Tooty Rudy Giuliani met with election prosecutors. Shitler said when he wasn’t fiddling with classified docs in a 2021 meeting which was caught on tape. Man-baby was admonished for making inappropriate comments…

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