CrabDiving – Thu 090122 – Trump Insists He’s Not A Slob and Kept All His Stolen Top Secret Files Neatly

Trump insists he’s not a slob and kept all his stolen top secret files neatly. In Russia, Ravil Maganov died from “falling out” of the sixth floor of a hospital window. GOP scumbags are trying to ruin Biden’s debt forgiveness…

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CrabDiving – Wed 083122 – Trump Is Wailing On His Failing Truth Social As More Evidence Against Him Comes Out

Trump is wailing on his Truth Social as more evidence against him coming out. Shitler may have been selling top secret docs. Man-baby probably obstructed justice when he hid the secret docs. Donovan Lewis was shot to death in his bed by…

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CrabDiving – Mon 082922 – Trump and His Vile Minions Are Threatening Violence If That Crook Gets Indicted

Trump and his vile minions are threatening violence if that crook gets indicted. Shitler encouraged the FBI to mutiny over the Mara Lago raid. Lucious Lindsey warned of riots if Trump was arrested. Man-baby’s lawyers can barely mount a defense…

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CrabDiving – Fri 082622 – Trump’s Ironically-Named Truth Social Should’ve Checked Its Trademark Availability

Trump’s ironically named Truth Social should’ve checked its trademark availability. The affidavit was bigly redacted. MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell issued a beautiful but harsh takedown of Shitler accusing the fascist letch of living the worst post-presidency life ever. President Biden said…

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CrabDiving – Thu 082522 – Election-Denying GOP Babies Are Going Door-to-Door To Prove They Didn’t Lose

Election-denying GOP babies are going door-to-door to prove they didn’t lose. A Missouri school district goes full Game of Thrones by reviving the archaic act of “paddling.” Former pitcher and current Islamophobe Curt Schilling ripped student debt forgiveness citing a…

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