CrabDiving – Wed 012925 – Trump’s Disapproval Rating Is Already Skyrocketing

Trump’s disapproval rating is already skyrocketing as Diaper Rash tucked his sack between his ample thighs and rescinded the stupid federal hiring freeze. President Rapist named an owner of an Australian Basketball team as the New Zealand and Samoa Ambassador.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 012725 – Felon Trump’s Flurry of Unconstitutional Executive Orders

Felon Trump’s flurry of unconstitutional executive orders. China released a more affordable A.I. and the tech bros crapped their smart-Pampers. Brazil and Columbia shamed Shitler for the manor in which their citizens were deported. We learned about Anderson Clayton, the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 012425 – UK Staffers Used To Cry Laughing At Trump’s Calls With Their PM

UK staffers used to cry laughing at Trump’s call with their PM. Shitler the Nazi wants to 86 FEMA. Trumpkin Caitlyn Jenner catches much deserved flack for her support of President Diaper Rash. Fascist mouthpiece for man-baby, Caroline Leavitt, lied…

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CrabDiving – Fri 011725 – Cue GOP Squeals, As Biden Declared The Equal Rights Amendment The Law of the Land

Cue GOP squeals, as Biden declared the equal rights amendment the law of the land. There was a TikTok ban. A Space X rocket accidentally exploded causing planes to be rerouted. Shitler’s dumb inauguration was moved indoors for the weather,…

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