CrabDiving – Tue 082322 – A Mar-a-Lago Weekend Package May Include Nuclear Sub Location Info

A Mar-a-Lago weekend package may include nuclear sub-location info. Lawyers had a laugh at Trump’s weird new DOJ lawsuit. Shitler blathered it would be a good thing to store nuclear launch codes at the Winter White Hosue. The former Twitter…

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CrabDiving – Fri 081922 – Strap On Lead Underwear In Europe If They Keep Bombing A Nuke Plant In Ukraine

Strap on lead underwear in Europe if they keep bombing a nuke plant in Ukraine. Fetterman is leading Dr. Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race. Rabbid MAGA cultist Shane Vaughn called Liz Cheney a jezebel. Conservative kook Kristi Noem and…

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CrabDiving – Thu 081822 – Trump Org CFO Weisselberg Pleaded Guilty And Will Testify Against The Company

Trump Org CFO Weisselberg pleaded guilty and will testify against the company. A judge said the Mar-a-Lago affidavit can be released after redactions. Shitler has been pulling in big bucks from fundraising off the FBI raid on the Winter White…

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CrabDiving – Wed 081722 – Violent Trump Cultists Are Making Crazy Threats On TikTok

Violent Trump cultists are making crazy threats on TikTok after their Dear Leader’s golf palace was raided by the FBI. Liz Cheney, the villainous GOP enemy-of-our-enemy, got trounced by a loony Trumpist in the Wyoming primary. Donald Trump Jr. spluttered…

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CrabDiving – Mon 081522 – Tooty Rudy Giuliani Is The Target of A Georgia Investigation

Tooty Rudy Giuliani is the target of a Georgia investigation. Trump sent a cryptic threat to Merrick Garland that included fire imagery. Man-baby complained about the Feds seizing his passports. The Crabs dissected the tax savings windfall Trump incurred by…

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