CrabDiving – Mon 052223 – Village People Told Trump To Cease and Desist

The Village People told Trump to cease and desist. Journalist E Jean Carroll said she was suing Shitler again for defamation after the fascist tyrant maligned her during a CNN town hall. Delusional GOP 2024 presidential candidate Tim Scott thinks…

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CrabDiving – Wed 051823 – Archivists Debunk Trump’s BS Claim of Automatically Declassifying Documents

Archivists debunk Trump’s BS claim of automatically declassifying documents. Fascist Rep Lauren Boebert, AKA Boebert E. Lee, is getting a divorce and her husband sicked his dogs on the process server. Pathetic Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy wrongly claimed…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051523 – Tooty Rudy Guzzles Viagra & Durham Dropped A Dud

Tooty Rudy guzzles Viagra & Durham dropped a dud. Republican James Comer came off as a tremendous liar, as the MAGAT legislator attempted to explain how he lost his whistleblower in the Biden probe. Tiny-handed authoritarian Donald Trump issued a…

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