CrabDiving – Wed 062123 – Craven House Republicans Censured Adam Schiff

Craven House Republicans censured Adam Schiff. Boebert E. Lee failed in her attempt to impeach Biden. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene cussed out Boebert on the House floor. Evil Sith SCOTUS Alito took luxury vacations with a GOP billionaire…

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CrabDiving – Tue 062023 – A Missing Submarine & Trump Can’t Seem To Shut Up

A missing submarine and Trump can’t seem to shut up were the headlines covered on Tuesday’s episode of the progressive podcast. Shitler gave an interview where he basically confessed to a bunch of crimes involving the secret docs he stole…

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CrabDiving – Fri 061623 – Trump Stiffed An Entire Miami Cuban Restaurant

Trump stiffed an entire Miami Cuban restaurant after pleading not guilty to a crap ton of charges relating to his absconding of top secret docs. The PGA Tour merger is under investigation for breaking antitrust laws. Legendary whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg…

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CrabDiving – Mon 061223 – Violent MAGA Threats and Nobody Wants To Be Trump’s Lawyer

Violent MAGA threats and nobody wants to be Trump’s lawyer were the headlines covered on CrabDiving. Shitler is still the Republican frontrunner for 2024 despite a diaper full of death-spiraling legal woes. Cowardly Trumpkins claimed they would swarm upon Miama…

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