CrabDiving – Fri 060223 – Stop All The Presses, Padma Lakshmi Is Leaving Top Chef

Stop all the presses, Padma Lakshmi is leaving Top Chef. The DOJ cleared Pence of any wrongdoing regarding secret docs. The jobs report was positive. Alabama interstate e-signs were hacked with a white supremacy message on Memorial Day. Utah banned…

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CrabDiving – Wed 053123 – Christie and Pence To Enter The GOP Octogon

Christie and Pence to enter the GOP octogon. Far-right wankers of the Republican House were bummed about the debt ceiling deal and threatened to chase McCarthy from the speakership. Crappy Senator Manchin got pushback from fellow Dems about the West…

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CrabDiving – Tue 053023 – Ironically-Named GOP Freedom Caucus Lose Their Tiny Minds Over Bipartisan Deal

The ironically named GOP Freedom Caucus lost their minds over a bipartisan deal. A-hole Senator Joe Manchin slipped in his pipeline deal with the debt ceiling which angered Democrats. In an attempt to green-wash its fascistic homophobic image, Chick-fil-a ticked…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052623 – GOP Thugs Hold The Country Hostage

GOP thugs hold the country hostage. Diddler Republican Rep Matt Gaetz even admitted the Repubs were holding the country hostage over the debt ceiling. Recent criminal justice reform measures excluded people behind bars. Anti-Trump forces have been crapping the bed.…

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CrabDiving – Thu 052523 – DeSantis’ Musky Campaign Launch Crashed and Burned

DeSantis’ Musky campaign launch crashed and burned. Our SCOTUS doesn’t care about clean drinking water. The Czar of Florida also suggested he would pardon Trump. On Truth Social, Shitler trashed DeSantis’ campaign launch and then, with spelling errors, blathered he…

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