CrabDiving – Fri 072222 – Maybe They’ll Let Steve Bannon Wear Multiple Orange Shirts In Jail

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Maybe they’ll let Steve Bannon wear multiple orange shirts in jail. The Crabs reviewed the Trump outtakes from a bizarre speech meant to calm his violent MAGAT foot soldiers who were storming the Capitol. Missouri Democrats have planned a Hawley…

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CrabDiving – Thu 072122 – Melania Was Totally Busy Doing First Lady Stuff During The Jan. 6th Insurrection

Melania was totally busy doing First Lady stuff during the Jan. 6th insurrection. A herd of Repubs voted against birth control protections. Biden test positive for coronavirus. A record heat wave was frying New York and Philly. The Crabs discussed Trump’s infamous blooper…

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CrabDiving – Wed 072022 – Judge Ordered Rudy “Collude-y” Giuliani To Testify In Georgia’s Election Investigation

A Judge ordered Rudy “Collude-y” Giuliani to testify in Georgia’s election investigation. Insane heat brought the highest temps of the year to the south-central United States. The contempt trial of Blotch Nazi Bannon began. The Secret Service still can’t produce…

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CrabDiving – Mon 071822 – Corrupt Conservatives Are Roasting Marshmallows As The Earth Burns

Corrupt conservatives are roasting marshmallows as the Earth burns.  “Moderate” GOP loads in Arizona are trying to excise the MAGATS.  The Crabs played clips of losing Republican gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor sharing her story or being “swatted.” Repub Dr. Oz bragged about…

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