CrabDiving – Fri 070122 – Republicans Might Be Starting To Slither Away From Trump

Republicans might be starting to slither away from Trump. GOP Select Committee member Liz Cheney debated lunatics in her Wyoming primary. Flying sucks right now because of delays and pilot shortages. MAGA pastor Shane Vaughn called Cassidy Hutchinson a witch and added…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062922 – Trump Wanted To Join His Insurrectionist Rioters At The Capitol

Trump wanted to join his insurrectionist rioters at the Capitol. We also learned from the testimony of Mark Meadows’ former aid Cassidy Hutchinson that Shitler hurled his dinner upon The White House kitchen’s wall after hearing Barr proclaim there was no…

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CravDiving – Mon 062722 – Time For Satanist and Muslim Teachers To Start Praying On School Sports Fields

Time for Satanist and Muslim teachers to start praying on school sports fields. The January 6th Committee teased the Crabs with an impending bombshell potentially involving Eric Trump. Crappy SCOTUS Thomas wants to make it easier to sue media companies for slander. The…

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CrabDiving – Fri 062422 – Obviously Some Radical Religious SCOTUS Judges Perjured Themselves In Their Hearings

Obviously some radical religious SCOTUS judges perjured themselves in their hearings.Justice Clarence Thomas wants the court to go after marriage equality and contraception next. The nearly strung up Mike Pence called for a national ban on abortion following the Supremes’ ruling. Rapist…

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