CrabDiving – Tue 053023 – Ironically-Named GOP Freedom Caucus Lose Their Tiny Minds Over Bipartisan Deal

The ironically named GOP Freedom Caucus lost their minds over a bipartisan deal. A-hole Senator Joe Manchin slipped in his pipeline deal with the debt ceiling which angered Democrats. In an attempt to green-wash its fascistic homophobic image, Chick-fil-a ticked…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052623 – GOP Thugs Hold The Country Hostage

GOP thugs hold the country hostage. Diddler Republican Rep Matt Gaetz even admitted the Repubs were holding the country hostage over the debt ceiling. Recent criminal justice reform measures excluded people behind bars. Anti-Trump forces have been crapping the bed.…

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CrabDiving – Thu 052523 – DeSantis’ Musky Campaign Launch Crashed and Burned

DeSantis’ Musky campaign launch crashed and burned. Our SCOTUS doesn’t care about clean drinking water. The Czar of Florida also suggested he would pardon Trump. On Truth Social, Shitler trashed DeSantis’ campaign launch and then, with spelling errors, blathered he…

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CrabDiving – Mon 052223 – Village People Told Trump To Cease and Desist

The Village People told Trump to cease and desist. Journalist E Jean Carroll said she was suing Shitler again for defamation after the fascist tyrant maligned her during a CNN town hall. Delusional GOP 2024 presidential candidate Tim Scott thinks…

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