CrabDiving – Mon 082823 – DeSantis Got Booed and Trump Got A Court Date

Human impersonator Rod DeSantis got roundly booed at a Florida vigil for mass shooting victims. DC federal judge Tanya Chutkan set a March 4, 2024 date for Trump’s election interference case. In a rambling Truth Social post, the orange crook…

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CrabDiving – Fri 082523 – Trump’s Mugshot Is A Classic

Trump’s mugshot is a classic. MSNBC star Rachel Maddow said the motorcade escorting Trump to the Fulton County Jail for his arrest reminded her of “Dykes On Bikes” from pride parades. During the Republican presidential debate, former prosecutors running who…

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CrabDiving – Wed 082323 – Wagner Group Leader’s Plane Went Down Like DeSantis’ Poll Numbers

The Wagner Group leader’s plane went down like DeSantis’ poll numbers and nobody on earth is surprised. The first Trump-free GOP debate was the turdfest we all expected, with Ramaswamy winning the cringe award and DeSantis displaying the personality of…

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CrabDiving – Mon 082223 – Trump’s Bond Was Set and MAGA Trusts Trump More Than Their Families

Trump’s bond was set and MAGA trusts Trump more than their families. Shitler prerecorded his interview with Nazi-adjacent Tucker Carlson which will air the evening of the Trump-free Republican 2024 presidential primary debate. O.G. vote suppressor Governor Brian Kemp said…

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CrabDiving – Fri 081823 – Trump Could Be “Truth”-ing His Way To Earlier Trial Dates

Trump could be “Truth”-ing his way to earlier trial dates. The attack on judges, jurors, and other officials over the indictment of the former guy could make the criminal trials happen even faster. The Former Face FOX, Nazi Tucker Carlson…

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